This is the picture during the KAPREZA(Carnival Colej Pendeta Za’ba)….A long the Carnival there are many activities like big mouth challenge, motorlicious, car autoshow, shuffle dance and many more. Now the carnival was finished and im join the carnival ……..waiting for dinner..what are the theme…surprise just wait it I will story this later…….
Before this im writing about my bestfriend.Now i show u her picture..Last Saturday is my birthday..21 february 1988..
Now I am 21 years old…..for this birthday im so happy because my friends celebrate it and make a surprise for me…it sound jokes because I survey the cake shop with Dewi without know that she want to buy a cake for me…ha ha ha
The story begin in Friday morning 20/2/2009, we are going to Kajang because both of us have to scan our bank card..it block….after that we going to metro kajang I spend some money to buy a few thing. After that Dewi ask me ‘Diela you know where is the cake bakery?’
I said “don’t know but we can find it’
Dewi’ok”
Me “ who want to buy a cake’
Dewi “ Ganesh ,she wants celebrate her friend birthday”
Me “ oo… lets we find the shop”…………..
12am….my room
Suddenly someone knock my door….
I said password please….and then someone say ..’im a guees so u have to open the door for me’ I know that voice ..its Dewi. I open the door and I was surprise..Dewi and few friend song ……Happy birthday to you…….and the cake that we are survey in the morning is for me..
Friend thank you so much……for the celebration, for the cake, for the present..and for remember me…..love you all…
P/s: my face was dirty that night because they threw the cream cake at my face….
Language camp at ppu ………..
It was very fun camp….The program start with poco-poco….it was very fun.After that we have to make a group with 5 member . First we have to choose what animal that can show ourself and draw a picture in paper and present it to all friend . you look at that picture ,this is our zoo…..what do you think..is it beautiful….SunShine Zoo…….And another two picture is my group member……
The camp start at 9.00 am and finished at 1.00 pm ……….
‘Here are The headline’ …. I know all friends cannot forget about this word…..
Language camp.VERY FUN
How to maintain A sense of humour Part 2
1. Watch Funny Shows and Movies.
One of the factors that drive the popularity of shows like Everybody Loves Raymond , Raja Lawak or Senario, or movies like the classic Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, is that they take somewhat universal situations that many people find frustrating and push them a little further, pointing out the silliness of it all. Realizing that some universally annoying situations are actually funny, can help you endure them with a smile—even if it’s a wry or ironic smile.
2. Read Funny Books.
Read humorous essays like those Ujang, Apo or any funny magazine, both of whom are able to take events, ranging from annoying to upsetting to even tragic, and find the humor—each in his own unique way.
3. Visit Funny Websites.You can find a lot of funny website
4. Join Funny Clubs.
Oprah did a segment on Laughter Yoga that intrigued me, and I researched a club on my own, finding it to be a terrific place to enjoy a good laugh. Whether you’re taking the laughing seriously or laughing at the silliness of it all.(Hope all My Friend will try it..........)
How To Maintain A Sense of Humor
Here's How:
1. Start With a Smile.
Studies show that having a smile on your face can release endorphins, which make you feel better, and can lead you to actually feeling more happy (rather than just looking more happy). If you are able to put a smile on your face, the laughter will come more easily, and the stress will melt more readily.
2. Take A Step Back.
When you’re in the middle of a difficult situation, it can seem overwhelming. If you try to see your situation as an observer would, it’s often easier to recognize what’s funny. For example, Lucy Ricardo (of the television classic, I Love Lucy) may have found nothing funny in getting locked in a freezer, having a fight with a fellow grape-squasher in a vineyard, or getting drunk while filming a television commercial for Vitamedaveggemin, but watching these scenarios can be hilarious. Sometimes imagining how you would look in a sitcom can be the secret key to finding the humor in a situation.
3. Value The Extremes.
If your situation seems ridiculously frustrating, recognize the potential humor in justhow ridiculously frustrating and annoying it is. In your imagination, take the situation to an extreme that becomes even more ridiculous until you find yourself amused. For example, when you’re waiting in a long line at the store, you can imagine that hours pass, then days, visualizing yourself accepting visits from loved ones from your new home in this ultra-long line, holding your children’s birthday parties in aisle seven so you can be there to enjoy them…you get the picture.
4. Have A Funny Buddy.
Find a friend with whom you can laugh, and let the relationship work for you! You can each share your frustrations, and laugh about them in the process. Even when your friend isn’t there, you can lighten your mood in a dark situation by thinking about the retelling that will come later.
5. Make It A Game.
You can have a ‘most annoying boss’ contest with your friends, or try to count how many times the same potentially frustrating event happens in a day. (I was cut off in traffic 7 times today—I’m almost up to 10!) This works well for predictably or repetitive annoying situations that you can’t control; you can begin to value them in their own special way instead of letting them upset you.
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A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch.
"Doc", he says, "Here's the problem. I think I'm a moth"
"Well", says the doctor, "That certainly is a problem, but why did you come into a dentist's office?"
"The light was on."
There was a German, an American and a Blonde.
The German said he was the first on Mars.
The American said he was the first on the moon.
The blonde said she would be the first one on the sun. The German and the American laughed. "How are you gonna do that?!" they asked.
The Blond smiled and said "I have a secret... I'll go at night."
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit."
But, I did not take any reaction yet..i’m continue my slept..hehe I wake up that morning 6.30 when my alarm was start noise. My roomate still sleep and I walk slowly to opened the door. Imagine, nobody there, quite and so dark..oh no, my college was blackout..
I quickly closed the door and land on my bed..i felt scared on that time..huhu..
Then, I heard 3 of my friend from next door go to the toilet..again, I opened the door and took my torchlight to toilet..I prepare for bath and pray..On morning, we had a English camp, so my friend and I took a bus to ppu..after finish all a modul at 12 pm. My friend and I walk from ppu to college Amin because no bus on that time..so tired and when we arrived at college, electric still blackout..surrounding in my block quite dark and hot like in field. But, alhamdulillah everything back to the normal when electric on again at 6 pm.
Listen to what they have to say and let them know that you are there to help if needed.
Be happy yourself .youre saying.i know how to be happy –folllow me it can fade their sadness getting in touch with their desire to enjoy themselves instead of shedding tears.
· Do something that encourages sweating. Football, soccer, basketball, a jog with you two together, dancing, bowling, cleaning up the garage, etc.
· Give your friend a hug! Tell them how you feel about them.
· Take him/her to see animals, especially when he/she loves them!
· Do something that is familiar and entertains him/her.
· Let them know that you're comfortable with them around - say "Vera! I love you!", "I missed you!", "I love being around you!", "It's so nice to be here with you", etc. The other person would appreciate knowing that they're appreciated! Say anything sweet you truly mean, but have always kept on the inside. It'll make them smile physically and mentally knowing that it came from the bottom of your heart.
1. Write down all the tasks you have to get done, if you haven't done so already.
2. Set priorities for each task.
o P1: Red: Today/Tomorrow (Day)
o P2: Orange: 3-7 Days (Week)
o P3: Yellow: 2-3 weeks (Month)
o P4: Pink: Later this year…(Wish List)
Be realistic when assigning priorities to your tasks.
3. Start work on any red tasks first — however awful, boring or frightening they are. The trick to keeping calm and balanced is simple: forget about all the complex planning. Work out what truly needs to be done next and do it. When it's done, repeat the procedure.
4. Start on the orange tasks next. Don't even think about any yellow ones until all the reds and oranges are done. If any new tasks arrive, give them a color and put them on the list. Next morning, make a new list and reallocate the tasks into the colors.
5. Keep track of your progress.
o After one week, take 15 minutes to go through the yellow (month) items.
o Cross all those that have solved themselves off the list. Do the same for those that you can now see were never important anyway. You'll be amazed how many there are.
You find yourself listening to talk radio.
You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.
You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.
You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
When jogging is something you do to your memory.
Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
All the cars behind you flash their headlights.
You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.
You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
You actually ASK for your father's advice.
You don't know how to operate a fax machine.
When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.
The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."
The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."
Judge ”You say it was an accident that you shot your wife?”.
Defendant:“Yes, your honour. She got in front of my mother – in – law just as I pulled the trigger.
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."
"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
"How do you think I called you people?"
He is so lazily,
I felt angrily on him,
Don’t be come a tragically,
You should think his future carefully,
And should be change your attitude slowly.
Suddenly, you felt that your's friendship is lovingly .
