Sunday, February 22, 2009

don't laugh

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1. Little Pig
One day a pig family consists of mother and baby pig walk in one village. All people in the village give a strange look at them. This is not because they are pig, but because they see one baby pig walk with the head down. So they ask the pig
“Baby pig, why you bend your head?”
The pig reply
“I’m ashamed because my mom is pig”

2. Why his dead?
A mother sees a doctor with tears and has a dialog
Mother: Oh sir, please help me. My son is dead.
Doctor: Poor you. But don’t feel too said. All people will die. But why his dead?
Mother: He ate ant.
Doctor: Strange…!!! Only he ate ant and he die…what did you do after that?
Mother: I spray his mouth with Redsect.
Doctor: #@$%&*

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